The Ducktor's Web


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Ducktor Quack has collected much valuable information to share with those seeking a duck's perspective on life. Here are links to some of his wisdom, or Wise Quacks, as the case may be.



Do you like the English language? Click here for some different views on words and their use.

Tidbits, trivia, and pure drivel about matters that don't really matter.

Visit Duckworth Lane Brain Snippets (BS) for the Duck's views on politics and the environment.




The Ducktor's Wise Quacks are here

A solution for global warming has been found. Click here to check it out!

It doesn't fix global warming. It does repurpose some of those winter toys to warm weather machines.

 

While up north, Ducktor Quack was out surveying the area and came across this sad young lady, mourning over a rather lengthy trench across the yard.

She said, "They buried my pet snake today.
It was an Anaconda. It really loved the water,
and especially the swimmers!"

The good Ducktor made haste to fly away from such tomfoolery,
and check to see that everything was all right with his family.